Let’s just take a look at how much Dirk cares for fashion and looks - especially considering he’s all alone in the middle of an ocean.
Dirk Strider and his Sweet Fashions - An Appreciation Post
Just picture that teen boy in his apartment, trying his best to look like a real cool bro and so concerned with how rad he looks.
When there’s literally no chance of anyone coming over or walking in on him.
Yet he’s not only wearing his anime shades all day, he apparently carefully styles his hair every single morning (and is genuinely worried about his hairdo getting ruined).
What’s more, he really loves checking out his totally rad outfits!
And musing on how they make him look and what they say about him
- he even chooses outfits fitting for the mood and occasion.
(while still being the only human in 2000 miles radius)
PS: Dirk neatly hanging up his clothes while showering makes so much more sense now.
He’d so love to be the coolest kid in the scene and the chillest dude at the party. He’s got it all worked out.
God I can’t take this boy, it’s all too adorable, silly and actually really horribly sad.
"Matesprits with Kanaya".
Rose and I share a birthday.
I see what you did there. :)
kismesis with bro. wtf no thanks
stranded on a meteor with…Feferi….hmmm
Server player of Jack uh oh
Being stalked by Jaspers
Kismesis with Sollux hell yeah
moirails with lil cal
Trolled by… Scratch
NOT THE WHITE TEXT, ANYTHING BUT THAT
trolled by lil’ cal
Genetic sibling of Bro.
Hell. Fucking. Yes.
Matesprits with Kanaya.
Being stalked by WQ….
server player with eridan
SERVER PLAYER WITH NEPETA FUCK YEAH!
moirails with Dave //drops all of shit
My banana looks like Matt Smith
OH MY GOD SCREAMING
I.. don’t know what I’m.. doing with this.. anymore
Guardian Dave and Dave
My SAT reading and writing scores
My math score